Welcome back to the infamous "Twitter Weekly" attack where I dissect the hype around Twitter like a mad dog on crack. This week I will ridicule the baseless but nevertheless highly popular gossip about Google aiming to buy Twitter . First off I tell you one thing: Guess what? Google won't buy Twitter! I don't have to disturb Eric Schmidt's fiancé's privacy to know that. There are plenty of reasons not buy Twitter, especially if your name is Google.